Spam award
I don't even know why I opened this spamish looking email but I did and there was a sweet reward! A pharmaceutical advertisement with a poem to boot!The email simply read:
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Levitra
Valium
Xanax
Ambien
Cialis
Prozac
Viagra
Where the kine and oxen feed!
Back to gardens on the hills
Where the berry swells and fills
Under sunlight, under day!
South away! and South away!
Down the swift dark stream you go
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Is this poem meant to lure me into popping these pills so I can slip away down the "swift dark stream to where the kine and oxen feed?" I don't think so! Keep your pharmaceuticals to yourself! That's all we need here in Bedlam… Mamma treading water in some narcotic stream whilst the wee three are cavorting! I'll stick to my simple 5pm Pinot Noir treatments
thank you very much.
1 Comments:
5 pm? My hub and I have an unwritten rule that we wait until 5:30. But why, really? NO REALLY, WHY??????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm fine now.
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