Dear Tooth Fairy

Dear Miss Tooth Fairy,
I have a client for you! This will be our first tooth offering and we are quite excited about it. My "eldest" son Max has a wiggler on the bottom row, first tooth on your left.
I think perhaps an undercooked corn on the cob hastened the process, but Max is thrilled nonetheless! In fact, if you're available, we'd appreciate a sprinkling of fairy dust to speed the process along... We brush and floss regularly so I think you can anticipate a fairly pleasant experience! Whats the going rate these days for teeth anyway? I could really use 20 bucks to buy Max a fishing pole.
Looking forward to your feedback.

H.K.