Potty Talk Loopholes

Clara: "I love calling you Mommy Poo"
Me: "Clara, no potty talk!"
Clara: "MOMMY, just like Winnie the Poo, I like to call you Mommy the Poo."

Sure you do Clara... Secretely I admire your cleverness!

Banana Haiku

Bananas gone bad
Just microwave them on high
Kills all the fruit flies

Children:
While you may may do your level best to push my buttons, nothing makes me more ILL than ripe bananas. Except for ripe bananas with fruit flies circling. Or when all the bananas break off at the top from the stalk when I pick them up. Ew. As far as I'm concerned, when they get past the slightly green starchy stage, they are rotten. They have then become bad bananas that I put in the naughty corner until Daddy can work his magic and make them into pure and sweet banana chocolate chip muffins.

Born again bananas.