Banana Haiku
Bananas gone bad
Just microwave them on high
Kills all the fruit flies
Children:
While you may may do your level best to push my buttons, nothing makes me more ILL than ripe bananas. Except for ripe bananas with fruit flies circling. Or when all the bananas break off at the top from the stalk when I pick them up. Ew. As far as I'm concerned, when they get past the slightly green starchy stage, they are rotten. They have then become bad bananas that I put in the naughty corner until Daddy can work his magic and make them into pure and sweet banana chocolate chip muffins.
Born again bananas.
Just microwave them on high
Kills all the fruit flies
Children:
While you may may do your level best to push my buttons, nothing makes me more ILL than ripe bananas. Except for ripe bananas with fruit flies circling. Or when all the bananas break off at the top from the stalk when I pick them up. Ew. As far as I'm concerned, when they get past the slightly green starchy stage, they are rotten. They have then become bad bananas that I put in the naughty corner until Daddy can work his magic and make them into pure and sweet banana chocolate chip muffins.
Born again bananas.
posted by Hello Kitty | 6:03 AM
1 Comments:
You're too funny!! I didn't realize the extent of your distaste for the yellow demons.
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