Soundbites From the Edge

Wikipedia: Soundbite: Characterized by a short phrase or sentence that deftly captures the essence of what the speaker is trying to say. Such key moments in dialogue (or monologue) stand out better in the audience's memory and thus become the "taste" that best represents the entire "meal" of the larger message or conversation. Sound bites are a natural consequence of people placing ever greater emphasis on summarizing ever-increasing amounts of information in their lives. Welcome.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Dolly held in captivity attempts escape!


Dolly focuses her eyes keenly on her subjugator, princess Clara and notices that she is actively engaged in a photo shoot. Dolly sees this as an opportunity to escape her nearly 30-day captivity where she has been held against her bitty will, in a reclining position, pinned down under a white blanket. Look closely and you will see that Dolly has managed to squirrel her right hand out from under the blanket. Dolly slowly inches her right hand toward the stroller-retaining arm waiting for the perfect moment to launch herself over the Little Tikes Country Kitchen straight through the window behind her. Dolly knows Clara won't be able to chase her with much speed in her two sizes too big cowgirl boots, plus the black shiny pleather purse, which contains several pounds worth of fake makeup, weights her down.

This photo was taken moments before Dolly's attempt. Unfortunately Clara sensed her prisoners steady gaze and decided abruptly that the photo shoot was over and it was time to take Dolly back to the family room for a picnic lunch where Dolly was spoon fed pretend applesauce and corn fritters.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE the picture of our little joyful Aries baby girl!!! I'm afraid the Dolly is going to have to enjoy her captivity - her "mommy" is very determined!!!
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