Hail Hail the Bride!

THE Wedding Day has come and gone.

• I engaged in all required spa day events, including sea-weed wrap gone wild.
• I reluctantly allowed the hairstylist to:
• a. Create tendrils of hair cascading along the sides of my face to "soften the angles"
• b. Secure thousands of bobby pins into my hair - I'm still undergoing a search and rescue 3 days later.
• c. Spray unimaginable amounts of product into my hair

I knelt down behind the bride during the ceremony several times, in front of hundreds, to assure that the most voluminous train ever created was in it's fullest expression. (This garment had a life of its own)
I endured 8 hours of shallow breathing in a dress 2 sizes too small.

My dress will now be transformed into satin accent pillows.

Ps. The bride was beautiful and I enjoyed every loving minute of it!