Exploring the time space continuum with a 5 year old, a.k.a "When will we be in Disney Mom?"

Max: "WHen are we going to Disney Mom?"
Mom: "In 2 days Max"
Max: "Oh is that in the morning?"
Mom: "No its the morning after tomorrow morning."
Max: "Is it the morning after tomorrow morning and then the morning after that and then were going?"
Mom: "No its in two mornings."
Max: "Tell me how many numbers I have to count"
Mom: "Max, I'm going to slip into another dimension now so we'll have to talk about this more later. I'll still be loving you but I won't be able to talk anymore. "
Max: "OK Mom but when are we going to Disney World?"