Soundbites From the Edge

Wikipedia: Soundbite: Characterized by a short phrase or sentence that deftly captures the essence of what the speaker is trying to say. Such key moments in dialogue (or monologue) stand out better in the audience's memory and thus become the "taste" that best represents the entire "meal" of the larger message or conversation. Sound bites are a natural consequence of people placing ever greater emphasis on summarizing ever-increasing amounts of information in their lives. Welcome.

My Photo
Name:
Location: United States

Sunday, August 13, 2006

New 'do


This site should now be called "R.I.P" due to lack of activity, but there is a detectable pulse in Bedlam - we have news! (News that doesn't involve cutting edge potty training techniques that fail 9 times out of 10) I underwent an arduous makeover! Arduos because it involved me letting go of a 10 year commitment to A-line hair. I've had the same hair for nearly a decade. All one length; part 10 degrees west of cranial midline; laying down flat as any good, neglected, air dried, un-brushed hair would. And if I ever skipped washing my hair for a day, I'd get all sorts of compliments like "Your hair looks great today - it has so much volume!". Really it was just bedhead, but I guess this was a step up from air dried and un-brushed.
Now I've lost 5 inches, (wish it was in my mid-section) have layers, a spring in my follicles and a renewed spirit.
Only now I have a problem. I have to go shopping. This hairstyle is modern, dare I say moderately stylish, so now I have to purchase modern clothes and lip gloss. Now instead of not thinking about my hair or clothes when I wake up, I'm going to have to fire up the curling iron, scavenge for hair products and find appropriate earings for mid-length hair.

This presents a host of problems for me in terms of time management as I'm barely able to manage outfits and matching socks for my offspring. Now that I think of it, they will probably need new hairstyles too, so that we will all match. Until now, we were all rocking the unkempt look rather well.

I'll need to contact my lifeline on the East Side of Somewhere for emotional support as I transtion into my new role as style maven...

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you hate how you always feel obligated to make everything look good once you get a new haircut?

8:22 PM  
Blogger Hello Kitty said...

Yes and now I find I've opened the door up to "bad hair days"!
: )

5:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you touch a hair on those cherubs. C has the most beautiful
fairy hair I've ever seen : ).
I'm sure yours looks fabu!!
As I look down at A's long strands hanging in front of her beautiful eyes, I stand strong with scissors in my shaky hand. I refuse to give in to the bang, it's going to grow damit!
Sorry for the rant...love ya and see ya soon.

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got lots of style tips for you!!! Love it and love the hair!

(Don't forget to get that new lip gloss that plumps up your lips - an essential these days). Similar to how you feel about the eyelash curler.

12:23 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home