Soundbites From the Edge

Wikipedia: Soundbite: Characterized by a short phrase or sentence that deftly captures the essence of what the speaker is trying to say. Such key moments in dialogue (or monologue) stand out better in the audience's memory and thus become the "taste" that best represents the entire "meal" of the larger message or conversation. Sound bites are a natural consequence of people placing ever greater emphasis on summarizing ever-increasing amounts of information in their lives. Welcome.

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Monday, March 06, 2006

Conclusion to the Husband Test#1

Findings
Status: Debris still in place
Time elapsed: 78 hours, 32 seconds
Verdict: Husband charged with debris neglect in the first degree.

Disclaimer: This test has not been evaluated by the FTC. It should also be noted that wife conducting this test recently received judgement of civic disobedience by not only forgetting to renew her registrations on both her and her husbands cars but also her license was suspended for not paying a late fee on a ticket that she claims to have not known about. As such her husband, who is incredibly irresponsible with ignoring debris in full view, was pulled over by the police, car impounded and given a police escort to work. Based on the lack of credibility of the test director, you may want to reconsider the validity of this test.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now--- let me get this straight. You didn't do what....and he hasn't done what???
Maybe you are setting youorself up!
Gary

10:31 AM  
Blogger Hello Kitty said...

That must have been a confusing post! I put that disclaimer on for a male friend of mine who knew the story of my misplacing the registration renewals & ticket late fee notice and, in siding with my good husband, wanted me to publicly note my own failings. (Which are numerous I might add!) Nonetheless I will still continue to produce husband tests at least once a month as it amuses me!

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is current status of this test? and what will the new test be?

FYI - My husband (the one that prompted the disclaimer) told me he would have offered the police $50 to take me to jail if I did this? hmmmm....

11:25 AM  

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